There is always something to hate about the holidays. Whether it be preparing food, cleaning the house, organizing, sleeping arrangements, exorcisms, wild fires, or the shopping. None of it is fun.

I tried my best to find a picture of Li Li, getting swatted to fucks door but for some reason, most likely his impending lack of skill, there was no picture of such. 

Jobs are hard to find these days, so it becomes a bit puzzling when *such sought after positions as journalists*, are occupied by such dull, senseless activists calling for the very heads that hand them food. 

Hollywood goes from bad to worse. Yesterday, Anthony Rapp, former child star on the theatre production, "Rent", revealed that Kevin Spacey attempted sexual advances on him when he was 14. 

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Quick Blog, two Disney Locations have put into place a program that will allow dogs at their Resorts or did they?

The Chinese space station, Tiangong-1, has been unresponsive to attempts to control the de-orbiting hunk of metal. The Chinese government has been without control of the giant heap of metal since 2016. 

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Does anyone remember Tim Tebow kneeling? Because it wasn't disrespectful then, as a matter of fact, his kneeling was praised like the work of god. 

Welcome friends, morluks, scanvis, humans, chumangins, hawks and bird-people. Species from across dimensions may enter freely to the Tuesday slotted segment. We do ask that you keep your hands, feet, falop lop tin, and greer inside the blog at all times.

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Could you? Griz, the instrument based Colorado DJ, is a big hit with the kids these days. The dude has been a noteworthy name since 2011 or 2012. 

I love chips.

I also happen to love lime.

I could eat chips any time just like I could suck on a nice juicy dick... lime... any day of the week. When I was a child, a flamboyant boy, and was introduced to Tostitos Lime Flavored chips, I applied for a job in the same super market that I found them in. 

a vindictive assault with love from la kifo

​the kifo has been wounded, defeated. I humbly blog here, broken. I have no unconditional fuel. The well of narcissistic support is too far away. The crops have run dry in the settlement, I have been left with nothing yet everything.

After last nights Grammy's, which I would have had to die and gone to hell in order to be seen watching live, I have come to a very unpopular realization, I hate Beyonce. 

It seems like everyday I open google chrome, is another in which I've obtained some knowledge best suited for a decaying bag of skin shed from a snake. 

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Yet again, Boston, named by US News and World Report, as one of the best places to live in the United States.