a personal attack by La Kifo
It seems like everyday I open google chrome, is another in which I've obtained some knowledge best suited for a decaying bag of skin shed from a snake.
I apologize if I mislead any of you, no this is not a Snaketime blog. While I myself, do miss snaketime as much as you, I can't fabricate snaketime. Snaketime is about giving, and if the internet won't give me snake stories, I can't give you snaketime.
Anyway, back to my personal attack. As I was metaphorically stating before, I learn far too much of which I shouldn't. From stupidity to ignorance, morose to obtuse, the world gets dumber and dumber each day.
People Magazine:
Australian singer Kylie Minogue won a legal battle on Monday against reality star Kylie Jenner over the trademark of their shared first name.
Global News reports the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office rejected Jenner’s claim, but the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is already planning an appeal to use the brand name “Kylie” for her growing fashion and beauty lines.
In 2014, Jenner, 19, filed a U.S. trademark application for the term “Kylie,” seeking protection for the term in connection with advertising services.
KDB, an Australian-based business representing Minogue, 48, filed a notice of opposition to Jenner’s application in February 2016.
In court documents obtained by the New York Post‘s Page Six, KDB claimed approval of Jenner’s application will confuse audiences and dilute Minogue’s brand.
The company also pointed out the fact that the Australian pop star currently owns trademark registrations for the term “Kylie” across entertainment services and music recordings: Minogue owns trademarks for “Kylie Minogue Darling,” “Lucky – the Kylie Minogue musical” and “Kylie Minogue,” and has owned Kylie.com since 1996.
Anyway, back to my personal attack. As I was metaphorically stating before, I learn far too much of which I shouldn't. From stupidity to ignorance, morose to obtuse, the world gets dumber and dumber each day.
People Magazine:
Australian singer Kylie Minogue won a legal battle on Monday against reality star Kylie Jenner over the trademark of their shared first name.
Global News reports the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office rejected Jenner’s claim, but the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is already planning an appeal to use the brand name “Kylie” for her growing fashion and beauty lines.
In 2014, Jenner, 19, filed a U.S. trademark application for the term “Kylie,” seeking protection for the term in connection with advertising services.
KDB, an Australian-based business representing Minogue, 48, filed a notice of opposition to Jenner’s application in February 2016.
In court documents obtained by the New York Post‘s Page Six, KDB claimed approval of Jenner’s application will confuse audiences and dilute Minogue’s brand.
The company also pointed out the fact that the Australian pop star currently owns trademark registrations for the term “Kylie” across entertainment services and music recordings: Minogue owns trademarks for “Kylie Minogue Darling,” “Lucky – the Kylie Minogue musical” and “Kylie Minogue,” and has owned Kylie.com since 1996.
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I don't know what to say anymore. I know that trademarks, patents, and copyright laws are EXTREMELY IMPORTANT FOR THE BOYStm. I have a bunch of questions and concerns related to such a court case. I know Kylie used to live in the vicinity of Kanye West but does the rapper normally suck all the creativity and originality from each five mile radius he inhabits?
Naming a company something like, I don't know, your very common first name requires minimal intelligence, and nearly no desire for thought or work. I can't say that I am surprised Kylie Jenner is lazy enough to give her companies a matching name.
When Kylie decided to get a boob job and lip implants, I was surprised. I was surprised such an attractive young women would be so lazy at the age of what? 19, decided her reality show schedule was too hectic for her to consistently hit the gym in order to keep her figure. There is not a lazier thing that getting plastic surgery IF YOU ARE ALREADY HOT.
Obviously, ugly bitches who get plastic surgery, even just as an attempt to become more attractive, are fucking saints. I won't hate on a ugly ass bitch if she was stank so she decided to give the knife a try, I especially won't hate if that surgery didn't work. Now, I might make fun of you, but I do not mean to discourage the action. Ugly bitches please don't stop getting plastic surgery, but there should be a ban on hot women getting plastic surgery.
Yes, I do know my propensity to call for extreme bans, but fuck you if you want to pretend like they don't make absolute sense. Listen to my logic before you crap your pants with outrage. Safe to say, all women want to be hot. We all know it, because all men want is to get a hot women. Now that we have clearly, scientifically, mathematically, and logically established that let us think about plastic surgery. Think about each and every person you know, personally or of, that has had plastic surgery. Next, I want you to think about those people before the surgery and seconds later I want your brain to flood your mind full of images, memories of those people post surgery.
Plastic surgery is designed to one thing, make people look better. Now that may vary from doctor to doctor/treatment to treatment but that is the essential goal. Before I totally break this down, I want to establish what happens post plastic surgery. There is this, the good.
Naming a company something like, I don't know, your very common first name requires minimal intelligence, and nearly no desire for thought or work. I can't say that I am surprised Kylie Jenner is lazy enough to give her companies a matching name.
When Kylie decided to get a boob job and lip implants, I was surprised. I was surprised such an attractive young women would be so lazy at the age of what? 19, decided her reality show schedule was too hectic for her to consistently hit the gym in order to keep her figure. There is not a lazier thing that getting plastic surgery IF YOU ARE ALREADY HOT.
Obviously, ugly bitches who get plastic surgery, even just as an attempt to become more attractive, are fucking saints. I won't hate on a ugly ass bitch if she was stank so she decided to give the knife a try, I especially won't hate if that surgery didn't work. Now, I might make fun of you, but I do not mean to discourage the action. Ugly bitches please don't stop getting plastic surgery, but there should be a ban on hot women getting plastic surgery.
Yes, I do know my propensity to call for extreme bans, but fuck you if you want to pretend like they don't make absolute sense. Listen to my logic before you crap your pants with outrage. Safe to say, all women want to be hot. We all know it, because all men want is to get a hot women. Now that we have clearly, scientifically, mathematically, and logically established that let us think about plastic surgery. Think about each and every person you know, personally or of, that has had plastic surgery. Next, I want you to think about those people before the surgery and seconds later I want your brain to flood your mind full of images, memories of those people post surgery.
Plastic surgery is designed to one thing, make people look better. Now that may vary from doctor to doctor/treatment to treatment but that is the essential goal. Before I totally break this down, I want to establish what happens post plastic surgery. There is this, the good.
Ashley Simpson is a million times hotter without her Jabba the Hut nose.
And there is this, the bad.
And there is this, the bad.
Now, I feel like I picked a bad example for the bad. Clearly, this chick (Heidi Montag) looks worse after the surgery but not terrible. It still works for my point though. Nobody could think this chick looks better after the surgery, please don't even.
What I am getting at is, there are two things that happen when you get plastic surgery. You either look better, or you look worse. There is no staying the same, no anti-aging, no snapshot surgery where you can look exactly as you do on the day of your surgery for the rest of your life. None of that shit, also there is a 98% correlation between how hot you are and how well plastic surgery turns out. Take a look at figure 1F.
What I am getting at is, there are two things that happen when you get plastic surgery. You either look better, or you look worse. There is no staying the same, no anti-aging, no snapshot surgery where you can look exactly as you do on the day of your surgery for the rest of your life. None of that shit, also there is a 98% correlation between how hot you are and how well plastic surgery turns out. Take a look at figure 1F.
Until the day we have the technology to give good plastic surgery to hot women, I suggest we start a cut off on pre-surgery hotness around five. If you are above a five, you are not allowed to have plastic surgery.
This had to be a sidebar for the history books. Back to the meat of it all, there is a feud between Kylie of America (No claim to fame American celebrity) and Kylie Minogue (Australian pop star). The feud is over the rights to a trademark for the name "Kylie". Minogue won the case based on some evidence I am not entirely clear on. One thing I do know is that Minogue has owned the domain name kylie.com. And in a hilariously relate-able to myself and the boys, this case could mean a lot more than who gets to name their make-up line after themselves. But of course, I won't tell you about that. That shit hits to close to our boys homes.
What I will tell you is even though I hate how dumb and lazy Kylie Jenner is, I love how tan and sexy she is. I honestly forget what this blog is about. Kylie Jenner is so much better than any other Kylie, so I don't really care if y'all other Kylie's wanna bitch and cry because Jenner is stealing any source of revenue other Kylie's can obtain with minimal effort as well.
This had to be a sidebar for the history books. Back to the meat of it all, there is a feud between Kylie of America (No claim to fame American celebrity) and Kylie Minogue (Australian pop star). The feud is over the rights to a trademark for the name "Kylie". Minogue won the case based on some evidence I am not entirely clear on. One thing I do know is that Minogue has owned the domain name kylie.com. And in a hilariously relate-able to myself and the boys, this case could mean a lot more than who gets to name their make-up line after themselves. But of course, I won't tell you about that. That shit hits to close to our boys homes.
What I will tell you is even though I hate how dumb and lazy Kylie Jenner is, I love how tan and sexy she is. I honestly forget what this blog is about. Kylie Jenner is so much better than any other Kylie, so I don't really care if y'all other Kylie's wanna bitch and cry because Jenner is stealing any source of revenue other Kylie's can obtain with minimal effort as well.
