There is always something to hate about the holidays. Whether it be preparing food, cleaning the house, organizing, sleeping arrangements, exorcisms, wild fires, or the shopping. None of it is fun.

Today I am honored to bring you the third iteration of the Bottom Dollar Boys, Episode 3 of Bottom Dollar featuring Benjamin and a Ghost Pepper. 

I love chips.

I also happen to love lime.

I could eat chips any time just like I could suck on a nice juicy dick... lime... any day of the week. When I was a child, a flamboyant boy, and was introduced to Tostitos Lime Flavored chips, I applied for a job in the same super market that I found them in. 

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If you've never had the pleasure of witnessing a full-fledged donnybrook at your local McDonalds, you might be missing out. Just as mysterious as the ingredients of their food, these fights can be dangerous and entertaining.

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Not only is Panda Express introducing a new entree but they are also adding a new utensil that could change the way we eat Chinese food forever. 

Here's a little catch up for you guys, I've been pretty distracted the past couple days.

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At participating Chick-fil-a's across the country, it is Cow Appreciation Day. 

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Jalen Ramsey, the 5th overall pick in this years draft, posted to twitter a photo of his dinner on Saturday.

Who doesn't love cereal? Gluten-free fuckheads, leave them out of it because everyone loves cereal besides those assholes. How about cafes, who doesn't love a good one? Well how about combining the two, creating a cafe that only sells cereal?.

In a move to regain some of the lost customers, Chipotle is starting a three month rewards program called 'Chiptopia', after a disappointing year where the chain restaurant dropped 23% in sales prompted by a large scale health scare.

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a Dunkin' Donuts location is now serving floor donuts. For a cheaper price, you can now enjoy all the natural seasons of uncleaned coffee house floor.

An Italian court has ruled that a divorced chef may pay his child support in pizza. 

In an attempt to get out from the underbelly of fast food obscurity, Burger King will be testing the Whopperito is various locations.

I think we all knew Pirates were some hardcore drinkers. I just didn't know this was possible, for even a pirate. 

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Panera Bread serves local child with life threatening peanut allergy, a grilled cheese, with peanut butter on it.