a blog by Kifo
Quick Blog, two Disney Locations have put into place a program that will allow dogs at their Resorts or did they?
An ad revenue based video, you know those shit ass half meme/half promotional bullshit videos on Facebook ex. NowThis, posted this piece of melted dildo five days ago.
Apparently, these video groups that create and post these mindless pieces of junk, do not do any research. A simple google search will reveal, that if fact, dogs are not allowed at any of Disney Park Locations. What Disney Resorts and Parks do allow, is service dogs to enter their parks accompanied by their commander.
But, whatever Clevver. Even if this was true, I do think it would have been the farthest thing from fun.
I don't really understand why when some place, "Now Allows Dogs", it is cause to flip the fuck out. I don't bring my dog places, he's fucking dead. Disney loves money, but if they allowed normal dogs in their parks, I would have to think they hate people too. Disney without dogs is still a shit show.
I don't know about you, but my idea of a good time is not being surrounded by thousands of screaming, crying children then getting stepped up on by a person on ecstasy wearing a six foot cartoon costume. My nose would start bleeding as soon as I stepped into the gates. My CTE would flare up, which would probably force me to shoot myself and donate my brain to science.
Add dogs to that equation, and what do you get? Shit everywhere.
It doesn't matter if you are a anti-social psychotic or not, walking around a park of shit is too much for anyone.
P.S. Why the fuck would a dog want to go to Disney Land or World? They wouldn't, loud noises, small children everywhere, large animal looking things walking around, the only consolation for the species would be the amount of puke they'd be able to lick. But, puke puddles are not a Disney Land exclusive.
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