You best believe it, the voters of Oceanside, California have elected Gary Ernest as Oceanside city treasurer. One problem, Gary Ernst died two months ago. The democratically elected dead man, passed away on September 23rd.

a blog by La Kifo

I would like to apologize for the radio silence on this side of the Pacific. I have been busy. Surprising right? But there are better things to do in life than sit behind a laptop and spew a diarrhea like paste of bullshit from my asshole to Facebook. 

While the Keef party failed to win the presidential election, or even garner more than one vote, we did get legal weed in Massachusetts.

As of the moment I am writing this, answers to ballot question #4 in Massachusetts are reported at 10% complete by the Boston Globe. I will be here with you until the final vote is cast on this question and hopefully by the end I won't have to move to a more enlightened state. 

Florida is a state full of lunatics, criminals, and psychotics. So why does the state have such a pivotal role in every presidential election?

Election day, is more than a few hours away in the states. So before you head to the poles and inevitably doom our nation, take a few minutes out of your day to read the following message.

For the masses of you that luckily, are not aware of what transabled is, here is a quick blog that will ruin your blissful ignorance.

Yeah, I know. The Cubs just won the World Series, but really was ruined for me almost entirely in part due to Jason Heyward, might as well add in a -Bey.

Today is National Stress Awareness day on the internet and to commemorate such a wonderful day I would like to honor stress and all that it offers us.