a blog by Kifo

I am literally going to throw bits at the internet until one of them sticks; Introducing the newest weekly segment, Rating Reviews.

Episode 2, just hit the racks. I want to preface this with an, I told you. 

a blog by Kifo

Could you? Griz, the instrument based Colorado DJ, is a big hit with the kids these days. The dude has been a noteworthy name since 2011 or 2012. 

Coming in hard is the very first installment of the critically maligned web series 'Bottom Dollar' featuring the extremely sexy, Bottom Dollar Boys. 

Who are these men?

My best friend, my snuggle buddy, my set of always listening ears died today. I don't why I am sitting here blogging right now but the only other thing I can do is cry. Patches was never very involved with the blog. I didn't mention him much and I rarely included him with any sort of blog related event/thing. But even though many of you do not know the extent of this animal, he always has and will be with me, in my thoughts, my emotions, and my memories. 

I love chips.

I also happen to love lime.

I could eat chips any time just like I could suck on a nice juicy dick... lime... any day of the week. When I was a child, a flamboyant boy, and was introduced to Tostitos Lime Flavored chips, I applied for a job in the same super market that I found them in. 

​For the Boys Productions presents, its first ever auditory video film spectacular. As our ears grow yellow from wax and mildew, the eardrums calibrate with each and every freckle of vibrating air entering them. We grow parasitically to soothing tones set upon a correct tempo. Layered above is a myriad of contrasting aspects and the bottom line, behind all this bullshit is my thought that live music is fucking sweet. 

The Blog Game has changed, the game used to be a fierce place for unwarranted attacks. Extreme calls for social stability and how can we forget the overarching arm of subjective morality. Now as a man, a man who may or may not shit himself from time to time, I come to you my un-loyal subjects not only to tell you that I have made skid marks in my pants. But that I may be a changed man.