Dunkin' Donuts now Serving Floor Donuts

a blog by La Kifo

a Dunkin' Donuts location is now serving floor donuts. For a cheaper price, you can now enjoy all the natural seasons of uncleaned coffee house floor.

Now I am not sure which Dunkin' Donuts location is experimenting with this strategy but here's the video to prove it.

I haven't liked Dunkin' Donuts for awhile. 

But now, I think I might have to start hitting them up again. Floor donuts, that is just such a great idea. It's kinda like you get to experience the taste of Dunkin' Donuts itself. All restaurants should do this. It could be an option when you order your food. Who wouldn't want to absorb the naturally unnatural tastes of the restaurants floor? That is where all the good shit is, believe me I would know, I'm a Janitor. 

Quick note on the chick in the video. Is there some sort of ugly/fat requirement to work at Dunkin' Donuts? I ain't hating, that's a great idea, no one wants to feel shitty about themselves because they're eating at Dunkin' Donuts and the cashier is a lot more attractive then them.