a blog by Big Red
Not only is Panda Express introducing a new entree but they are also adding a new utensil that could change the way we eat Chinese food forever.
It's about damn time Panda Express woke up and finally started making General Tso's Chicken. Every time I go in there I order it, and totally forget they only sell orange chicken. Don't get me wrong the Orange Chicken is bomb, but I can't wait to give this new shit a try. Now all Panda Express has to do is remove all those colorful vegetables from the new General Tso's Chicken and were in business baby.
Not to mention, they've finally changed the utensil game for the better. While the "Chork" looks stupid, it's something I'm sure many of us have thought about. We all want to give chopsticks a go, but always want that fork close by for the moment we realize chopsticks are fucking stupid and a waste of time. Chopsticks are so fucking pointless if you ask me. When I go to get fast food or any type of unhealthy food like Panda Express, I'm not looking to use chopsticks to eat my chicken one piece at a time. I'm looking to buckle down, and devour the fuck out of the General Tso's Chicken in the shortest amount of time possible. Chop sticks make you work for your food, and I don't work for anyone besides myself.
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