Watch this Pirate down a full liter of Smirnoff in less than 3 minutes

I think we all knew Pirates were some hardcore drinkers. I just didn't know this was possible, for even a pirate. 

This might not be a pirate. He might not even be a human being. I have never seen a more fucked person in my entire life. Doctors have spoken their displeasure with this video. 

Kentonline.co.uk:
"It is a very dangerous thing to do because you have no control over your alcohol levels. 

"If he reaches between 400-450 milligrams of alcohol in his body then he could die. 

"The alcohol levels slowly go up and up and up and he'll have no control over that. 

"What he's doing is lethal, he could vomit and die on his vomit if he passed out. 

"At 450 milligrams most people would die."

Unluckily for British trade ships, the man in the video challenge, named Skat Dagger, is still alive and probably not so well. Here's another challenge from Skat Dagger to prove it.

What are the qualifications for being a pirate? Be really fat? Listen to shit mash-up music and have fucked tattoos? Damn how the pirate profession has fallen. I remember the days when being a pirate was something of respect. You could go to school and when the teacher asked you what your fathers job was and you said pirate everyone gasped. Now a days, we have these pirates who look more like they are prepping for a Insane Clown Posse concert.  Disgusting, not only what has happened to pirating, but these two dudes. Just gross human beings. 

That being said, I do not have any trade ships currently en route to England so don't look for any of them.