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In an attempt to get out from the underbelly of fast food obscurity, Burger King will be testing the Whopperito is various locations.
Burger King may be about to make every college kid’s dream come true. The fast food chain has unveiled the unholy offspring of a cheeseburger and a burrito, aptly named the Whopperrito, reports GrubGrade. The mash-up menu item apparently takes all the toppings from a Whopper—cheese, meat, lettuce, tomato, onion, and pickle—and wraps them in a tortilla. Sadly, Burger King seems to have missed the opportunity to take a page from the California burrito cookbook by adding some fries into the mix. (Seriously, they’re sitting right there.)
If this news had broken closer to April 1, we might have wondered if it were a prank, but Burger King has been toying with their Whoppers lately (including adding a Whopper dog), and it looks like the Whopperrito could soon be a delicious reality. The drunken dream food is currently being tested at Burger King locations in Hermitage, Pa., but it’s unclear if the chain will roll out the Whopperrito to menus nationwide. If not, a road trip is evidently in order.
Whoever thought of this idea should be fired. Ask a random person on the street what would be the worst combination of fast foods, the answer will most likely be anything from Burger Kind mixed with a Chipotle Burrito. Burger King is the worst of the fast food chains, the worst.
If we are strictly talking real east coast fast food, they are easily at the bottom.
2. Chic-Fil-a (If you haven't heard, put one up in Framingham)
3. Panda Express
6. Burger King
Qualifications for that list are getting your food 5 minutes or less after you order. When we talk about fast food burgers, BK is easily last.
3. Burger King
Then the final category, chicken. I don't even need to make a list for this but Burger King has the worst fast food chicken in the game by a mile.
2. Panda Express
6. Burger King
Quick little side note, I will never trust KFC again after the semen sandwich story. That was fucked, and I would rather not eat someones cum sandwich.
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