Times Square is the Perfect Place to open a Cereal Cafe

a blog by La Kifo

Who doesn't love cereal? Gluten-free fuckheads, leave them out of it because everyone loves cereal besides those assholes. How about cafes, who doesn't love a good one? Well how about combining the two, creating a cafe that only sells cereal?.

Reuters:

 Kellogg Co is offering a grrrr-eat new spot for cereal-lovers, with the opening of its first cereal cafe in New York City's Times Square, the company said on Wednesday.

The maker of Frosted Flakes and Rice Krispies said a bowl of cereal at the cafe, which opens July 4, will cost anywhere between $6.50 and $7.50 and can be eaten in or taken out.

There are plans to launch a delivery service later in the year, the Battle Creek, Michigan-based company said in a statement.

So this cafe wants me to essentially pay the equivalent of an entire box of cereal for one bowl of cereal? Let me say that again. Fuck You. 

What kind of moron came up with this idea? It might not be fair to call this guy a moron because he did one smart thing, putting this 'cafe' in Times Square. These new age New Yorkers will pay anything for something they have never seen before. They pay $18 for an appetizer plate of guacamole, trust me I was just there. 

A box of cereal in Times Square probably costs upwards of $15 anyway. 

You know what NYC is good for? Nothing, not a single thing. Not even if you're rich. It's just stupid to live in NYC no matter your income. If you're rich, you won't be after a decade or so of Manhattan prices. And if you're poor, well being poor sucks everywhere.