Election Day

a blog by La Kifo

Election day, is more than a few hours away in the states. So before you head to the poles and inevitably doom our nation, take a few minutes out of your day to read the following message.

Voting is kind of important. If you have the ability, it would most likely be wise to exercise that option. No matter whom you have chosen to vote for. But before you outline your ideals on a piece of computer paper, think about what this country truly needs. 

​Take a minute, a decision of this nature deserves an ample amount of contemplation. 

I'm not writing this to criticize your choice of candidate. That is not the place of a humble blogger. I am writing this to tell you what I believe in, what I voted for. 

Yes it is possible to vote early this year, at least it was. 

Do me a favor,

DON'T watch this video.

If you did, that sucks for you. I can't imagine a worse waste of time. I only posted this video to piss off whoever made the piece of shit. 

Anyway, as the narrative continues, we are faced with an impossible choice. Impossible in the sense that there is only one clear choice. Question 4 on the Massachusetts ballot pertains to legal weed. I don't have a problem with anyone who chooses to answer that question with a no, but what's your problem?

I WANT YOU

to vote yes. If I can't/won't prove you wrong about the tobacco corporations prohibition of weed, then history will. 

So please, vote at will. I could care less if you chose to fall in behind the mind-numbing leader or not. 

Yet, the real problem is, we lack true leadership. Our country has begun to spiral into an uncontrollable nose dive, fact. We need a person who is strong, that has a great business acumen, fact. We need someone with experience, we need someone who wears stress all over their face. Someone who can restore our rightful place as #1. Lastly, we need to keep abortion around, for at least the next few months, all facts.

When you weigh all the needs of this land, it is clear there is only one real choice. That choice is me.

To vote for me on election day. 

When it comes to getting the job done, and other things of that nature. Keef is Klearly the best. So, exercise your right to write in Brian "Kifo" Gare-Bear. 

In a world full of uncertainty, there is certainly only one person who can do the job that needs to be done.

Kifo 2016, 

Yes, I did vote for myself.