a blog by La Kifo Florida is a state full of lunatics, criminals, and psychotics. So why does the state have such a pivotal role in every presidential election? The obvious answer, population. Well, just because we've jam packed a bunch of old and crazy people in one state, shouldn't necessarily mean that they should matter to the extent of which they do. I mean, are we really going to let people like Dylan Brougham decide who may be our next president? If you don't know, then you know, Dylan Brougham is an 18 year old Florida native, whom may have murdered his grandmother over a beer. A fucking beer. A story that is almost too disturbing to read, and it's not like Dylan Brougham is the only seemingly mentally insane person living in Florida. There are loads of them, and you don't even have to take my word for. The bloggers of this community, have written numerous blogs regarding Florida citizens allegedly murdering, and committing unfathomably dumb crimes. The first throwback Florida blog, is not an actual crime but it is a crime against intelligence. Florida man Tries to feed a Raccoon. Number two, is something you could consider a crime. Florida Artist to Stare at Mouth of Ted Cruz for two Hours in test of Strength. This one is for sure a crime against humanity. Florida man Changes name to Bruce Jenner to Preserve its "Heterosexual roots". Here comes the hard hitters, Florida man tells woman he loves her, promptly starts masturbating outside her window. Just so were not being sexist, Florida girl has sex with Nearly Twenty-five boys in School Bathroom. Finally, I saved one of the worst for last, Florida man enters Delivery room of pregnant ex-girlfriend and kicks her in the stomach. Do you get it? Can I stop posting old blogs? I didn't even put a fraction of the insanely disgusting stories stemming from Florida in this blog. So, I will ask my question again, why does this state have to matter in the presidential election? Florida consistently lets unstable, and some down right evil people walk their streets un-bothered, until they commit a heinous crime.
It is disgusting watching presidential candidates every four years pander to a state that is filled with what most others would consider in need of psychiatric help. Obviously there are good people in Florida, there are good people everywhere just as there are evil, unstable people everywhere. Florida just seems to have more of the latter than the former. The electoral college is not a bad system, it actually does more good than bad. But I tend to think there could be a better way to accurately represent the votes of law abiding citizens who contribute to our country. Maybe there isn't but I doubt anyone is even thinking about it. Comments are closed.
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