The Blog is Back

a blog by Kifo

The Blog Game has changed, the game used to be a fierce place for unwarranted attacks. Extreme calls for social stability and how can we forget the overarching arm of subjective morality. Now as a man, a man who may or may not shit himself from time to time, I come to you my un-loyal subjects not only to tell you that I have made skid marks in my pants. But that I may be a changed man.

​I know what you may be thinking, should the man change his pants? Listen, I was just using that as an allegory to draw some deep connection with y’all. Do I really poop my pants? Sometimes, but fuck you, who doesn’t. Maybe, a secondary question on the inquiring mind is, who is this man and what may we call him? I’ll tell you what I tell my bitch

​Call Me Kifo Hoe. The La is for old powdery pedophiles sitting in gassy rooms which coincidentally have crank dispensers of Cialis.
 
We dropped the La because fuck the Police. We are Pirate Radio, we are bootleg CD’s, we are the festering STD’s killing them b’s.
 
Hopefully, I don’t continue to suffer due to my lack of meme output. I like memes but that is another blog for another day. As I wrote that sentence I had an idea about a meme segment but that is such a 40 year old man using dial up blog move, so instead I am just going to write directly from my mind. Probably should stop doing that in three, two, one. Ah, it didn’t work guys, fuck. What do I do? Don’t think about gay porn, don’t think about gay porn… three, two, one… Hello? What the fuck man, it’s really not even funny. If the guy writing down the joke isn’t laughing, how do you expect to get other people laughing? That has got to be the number one rule in stand up comedy. I guess that means I should be a stand up comic. I mean, I just did totally break down the number one rule of stand up comedy and if I already know that then I should be like way better than 90% of the people already doing it… I guess my biggest quarrel with Hollywood is that I am not internet famous yet.

NEWS DROP:
FOR THE BOYS BLOG HAS ALL NEW CONTENT COMING SOON. TO STAY ON TOP OF YOUR LEAST FAVORITE BLOGS HAPPENINGS FOLLOW US ON TWITTER: @ForTheBoys_Blog, YOUTUBE: For The Boys. As you may already know our homepage is not dynamic, so if you kinda want to keep up with our shit just bookmark our homepage, anything and everything new will pop up there, until we reconstruct a new website.

DISCLAIMER:        
In no way is, FORTHEBOYSBLOG.com, responsible for any transmittance of sexually transmitted diseases. If by chance, you have contracted one from reading content on the aforementioned website, please contact a doctor immediately. Sexually Transmitted Diseases contracted from the, FORTHEBOYSBLOG.COM, domain name are extraordinarily volatile. Symptoms may include: running nose, tap water tongue, premature ejaculation, anal seepage, festering canaries, allergic reactions to Spring, and Cucumber Pussy. If you have suffered from a STD contracted from the domain name, FORTHEBOYSBLOG.COM, contact the La department: brianthefantribunist@gmail.com
 
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What to Expect:
Just some new shit and maybe we will finally see a few videos on our Youtube page. But really, who the fuck knows.