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Carson Wentz is a bust, I can Smell it

6/16/2016

 
a blog by La Kifo
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If you haven't heard by now then I don't know what to tell you, but Carson Wentz got trapped in a New Jersey bathroom last night and it reeks of mediocrity.

Just got locked in a bathroom at a NJ gas station. Praise the Lord for the attendants w/ the garden shears & the other guy w/ the leg kick..

— Carson Wentz (@cj_wentz) June 15, 2016
Carson Wentz was drafted #2 overall by the Philadelphia Eagles after they traded a large portion of future and current draft picks to acquire the #2 overall pick. I've been saying how huge of a mistake this was for a while now. I think right now, it is safe to say I was right. 

@cj_wentz be careful in those bathrooms, Carson!!! pic.twitter.com/JNK2D7dscx

— Philly Influencer (@PHL_Influencer) June 16, 2016
When was the last time you heard about Tom Brady, Joe Montana, John Elway getting trapped anywhere let alone a bathroom? Never, because it never happened. Name the last time any of those guys when to New Jersey? Never. 

There is always one off-field moment in an athletes life that defines their career. This is Carson Wentz's. The Eagles are going to look back after 5 years and go, 'Oh shit, we drafted a dude who got trapped in a bathroom'.  

How many other things does Carson Wentz get fooled by? Spam Email? Whose to say his signing bonus is not already on its way to some slug living in a basement, because he responded to an add for dick enlargement cream? 

Carson Wentz thanking everyone that let him out of the bathroom yesterday.. pic.twitter.com/CosQLaKGrA

— Life of a Philly Fan (@PhillyFanLife) June 16, 2016

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