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Big Week for BallSacks

9/21/2016

 
a blog by La Kifo
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The internet is screaming balltalk the past week. First there was the Nice Balls, now there's Scrotox. 
Yes, Scrotox. But Keef, what is Scrotox and how does it work? What a great question, let me break it down for you son. As we grow older, our bodies undergo changes, some more drastic than others. Just like your father growing his first grey pubic hair, eventually your ballsack is going to sag like a dogs before surgery. 

Do me a favor fellas, wipe out your balls for a second. You see all those wrinkles? Well by the time you hit 40, your balls will have five more wrinkles, the difference between now and then will be indistinguishable. Who wants to deal with that? Not some British people, apparently.

According the Metro.co.uk, the desire for wrinkle free balls has risen exponentially. The British are paying 2,800 lbs, what ever that means, or at least that is the going rate. The people over at Metro came into contact with a cosmetic British doctor. These doctor had a variety of British things to say, but there was one that struck my ball eyes with protuberance.

The doctor claimed that inquires for scrotox type surgeries at his clinic had multiplied by a variable of two, over the past year. Yet, the clinic husked the inquiring parties away due to "possible risks and complications associated with treating this part of the body". If there was one thing I remember from television, it's that doctors, especially British doctors, especially especially cosmetic British doctors have no remorse. Why would a man with no remorse turn away a surgery that is straight cash homie? I took to the message boards to find out. 
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My investigation started and stopped abruptly at messageboards.makemeheal.com. I asked an expert about this ball sack surgery and am waiting to hear back on the topic. Once I do, I will let you all know the secrets behind ballsack botox. 

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