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You can now send "cat facts" to random people's phone that you don't like. I know the picture above is hard to read, but it is posted so you can see just how many texts these fuckers will send out in just a few day span.
If you go to catfactstexts.com you can now send people that you don't like, an absurd amount of text messages on a daily basis. While it does not seem like the best prank, it is definitely one that will drive people crazy. If you want my two cents, don't send cat facts to people who own cats. In my experience, all cat owners are nuts, and usually obsessed with cats. These are the type of people that probably keep this "cat facts" business afloat.
Go for the type of person that you know does not get a lot of texts per day, and someone thats a huge prick. It will drive them insane. I have no real opinion on cats, not a big fan, but also not a hater. So I'd honestly just laugh at the facts if I got them everyday. However, I do know of quite a few people that would hate this shit.
This business has me thinking, what in the fuck has this world come to? A few months back my brother was telling me about a website that will send shit to people that you dislike. The site is called poopsenders.com and trust me their legit. I looked at reviews and pictures of their products and they will actually package up either Cow shit, elephant shit, or gorilla poo and send it right to your enemies door steps. Not to mention, they just added a combo pack where they will send all three types of shit in one shipment! Talk about a great deal. They even have different size shits you can send! You know your lifes in the shitter, when you're packaging animal shit as a gift for a company like poopsenders.com.
I'd like to leave you guys with one last thing, if you don't like our blog, I will hunt you down, I will find you, and I will send shit and cat facts to you.
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