Woman suspects semen was in her KFC chicken sandwich

a blog by Big Red

A Florida woman purchased two chicken sandwiches from KFC, and found what she suspected to be semen on both sandwiches. Check out the rest of the article to find out what happened. 

Palm Beach Post - A Florida woman and customer at a KFC restaurant alerted authorities of a suspicious substance inside her sandwiches that she said was semen, according to a police report.

The Smoking Gun reports the woman bought two chicken sandwiches at a Bradenton-area KFC last week, but told authorities she found what she believed to be semen in them. The Manatee County Sheriff’s Office said they were investigating the matter, calling the ordeal “suspicious incidents,” but did not say whether the woman consumed the food or not.

Investigators took the sandwich samples given by the woman and will swab them for biological evidence, The Smoking Gun added.

I always knew Colonel Sanders was a fucking sicko. He just looks like a creepy pedophile, and now we know KFC's real intentions. I wonder how long KFC has been jizzing on our food, hopefully not for too long. Seriously though, this is fucking gross. I think the biggest question is how did an employee jerk off on a sandwich without anyone seeing? Did he take them to the bathroom and jerk off in like 60 seconds? I mean how does someone cook two chicken sandwiches and jerk off on them, without the women wondering where her food is, or a co worker catching this sicko. Let's hope that the police report comes back and says that it was not in fact semen, and that it was just something like old mayo. Otherwise, I'll probably never eat at a KFC again.