Woman finds snake head in can of green beans

Associated Press:

An Oregon food distribution company has halted some shipments of canned green beans after a Utah woman said she found a severed snake head in a can.

 The unsettling discovery was made Wednesday night at a Mormon church in Farmington, Utah, while women and youth were preparing a meal for older members of the congregation.Troy Walker said she was taking beans out of a slow cooker when she spotted something odd, KSL-TV in Salt Lake City reports (http://bit.ly/213ei4Q ).

"It looked pretty much like a burnt bean, and then as I got closer to lift it off the spoon, I saw eyes," Walker said. "That's when I just dropped it and screamed."

Christi Smith also was cooking that evening and told The Associated Press it was a very small snake that had clearly been cut up. After the kids all came to see it, they threw out several other large pots of string beans that were also cooking before looking inside.

"Who knows where the other parts of that snake were?" Smith said Friday.

​Walker said she took the snake head and empty can back to the grocery store where she bought the food. She took a picture of the snake head to send to Western Family, an Oregon-based food distribution company whose label was on the can.

I am just going to come right out and say it. What's the problem here?
I didn't even watch the video but I am sure she is spining some liberal junk about how dangerous snake heads are for canned green beans.

Have you ever thought about the advantages of snake heads? Talk about liberal bias. Does she know about the preservative qualities that snakes inner stomach lining has on food? How about the natural sugar deposits lodged underneath the snakes skull that give off a zesty taste? Did she even consider how snake skin can
absorb any excess moisture the can accumulates?

Cook up those green beans, and tell me they ain't the best batch of beans. I wish my supermarket provider was as "new-age" as this woman's. They give you these "new-age" solutions that improve the eating experience without the extra cost.

​Maybe, next time you get green beans, check the brand before you get mad about only one snake head not fully dissolved in your green beans.