a blog by Big Red
Thank god Ted Cruz dropped out of the race, things were beginning to get sadder and sadder by the day for little Ted.
The Onion - HOUSTON—Gathering to celebrate a milestone that many throughout the country had long eagerly awaited, an estimated 150,000 cheering citizens packed into a public park in downtown Houston Wednesday night to hear Ted Cruz confirm his campaign for president of the United States was over, sources reported.
150,000!!! Holy shit, this guy was really hated. I can't even imagine what I'd do if 150,000 people showed up to cheer as I told them I was done competing for something. Thats a huge slap in the face. Knowing Ted, he probably spun it in his mind, and thought "These guys really like me". Hilarious to put a number on how many people hate him this much, that they had to cheer as he dropped out of the race. Let's take a look back at some of the best and worst moments of Ted Cruz's Campaign.
Happy we don't have to see Ted's brutal looking face any more. Thoughts and prayers go out to his family, who are stuck looking at this fish monster for the rest of their lives.
Ted Cruz has never heard of a basketball "RIM". I can't believe he thought measuring the basketball hoop was a cool idea. For the record Ted, these are basketball rings.
"Ted! Let me shake your hand!"
*Ted reaches out for handshake*
"Too slow Joe! You look like a fish monster!"
Good bye Ted, we will never miss you!
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