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What would we do without These Two Brothers saving Animals Stranded from a Flood

5/3/2016

 
a blog by La Kifo
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After a flood hit Louisiana, two brothers set out with their boat and overalls in an attempt to rescue stranded animals doomed by the overflowing water. 
Good for these guys, going out there and making a difference.
Oooh shit, nevermind. Clearly these guys never got through elementary school. Those are fucking possums. I don't wanna tell people how to do their job, but I am pretty sure those guys are saving the wrong animals.

What kind of insane person goes around after a flood searching the wilderness for Possums in need? Probably someone who doesn't know what a Possum is. What purpose do these over sized squirrel-raccoon hybrids serve? Giving people rabies and eating their trash. It would be one thing if possums were cute like Squirrels, but they ain't. They have fully black devil eyes and the skunky hair of a raccoon. Then they open their mouth and rows on rows of sharp disease infested teeth. You have to be one ugly fuck to have sympathy for these creatures.

6.8 million strokes to the egos of two guys who don't even know what that means. 

I just want to get some of this straight. These two dudes, geared up after a flood and instead of going around town, helping neighbors, they decide to play Possum ambulance. I am pretty sure Possum know how to swim. If they don't, fuck em. Like I was saying, we don't need Possums. Plus, it's not like there is a large concentration of Possum population in Louisiana. If 100 Possums die in Louisiana, it doesn't matter. There are still like 10 million across this continent.  

The captions on this video are such bullshit. These dudes did not go around grabbing two of every animal they saw. They went around saving like 8 possums and tried to grab an Armadillo. I am confident they did not save the Armadillo since they never showed it inside their boat.

Come get me when Possums are not the only animal in danger after a flood. Then maybe then, I will shed a tear of solidarity. But until then, leave me alone with this "Possum Savior" crap.

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