What the fuck is this weather?

A blog by Big Red 

So I woke up for the second straight day, and theres fucking snow on the ground. What the fuck is this? It's fucking April already. I thought, maybe it would just be a one day thing, and it would all clear by today, but nope Big Red's fucking wrong again. It snowed last week too, so much for the fucking ground hog saying only 6 more weeks of winter. I knew that fucking shit was a scam. Me and one of my buddies try and play 18 holes every wednesday afternoon, and now we probably can't because the course will be a fucking a swamp. Talk about real world problems, am i right?