a blog by La Kifo
The biggest joke NOT in pro sports adds to his lore. What will Johnny Manziel do next? He has a taco job offer, no agent, no endorsments, no one to live with, and no job. Your guess is as good as mine.
As you know, I have put out a lot of hits on Manziel. It's not person, he is just an insult to every working person ever. I don't know if a lot of people realize that Manziel's family was rich well before he got into football.
If I had to guess what he was going to do next, it would be nothing. The dude has his Cleveland money to chill on and then he has his parents money to blow too. If I had money and talent, I wouldn't give a fuck either. Alas, I have neither so I actually have to work. Work is something that John will never truly have to experience, that is what old money does. The older the money, the deeper the poison of arrogance and ignorance grow.
I think anyone whose been to an Arizona strip club knows that feeling of being money ignant. It is a rad feeling, but I can't imagine living an entire life like that. That is like King Midas, shit. Everything that Manziel touches turns to hate him. Well maybe not everyone. The Manziel touch is impervious to others who carry it magic ways of hate.
I think Red already told this story so either I am going to ruin it or look like a dumbass telling a second time when I was not even there. Basically, Red was at the beach with his girl. They were getting ready to leave or something, when Red was standing up against a fence. Some kid asked for Johnny Manziels autograph and Red looked over to finally realize the guy one inch taller than him was actually a pro football player. He starts talking to him for a little bit, then at the end of the conversation Red says something like "don't get in trouble" and Manziel fired back "No worries, you're never actually drunk if you're always drunk" something like that. Wise words to live by. If Johnny was not such a clown, I think I might idolize him. For the past 3 years he has done everything people have told him no to do and not gave a fuck what they thought about it.
If that's not hero material, then I don't know what is.
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