Youtube today decided to take down a video I posted as a blog the other day. In the video, Katt Williams thought he was playing in a mens soccer league but actually ended up being at a middle school soccer field, playing with people in the 7th grade. I guess your a man when your in 7th grade, Ive had boners in the 7th grade probably even before that. I totally jacked off before the 7th grade, I think. Its been a long and wild road, since my first load.
I digress. So Katt Williams is on a soccer field with a bunch of 7th graders. Does not seem that bad at first but this little man must've thought he was at UCLA. The kids were all taller then him, so it must be hard to tell the difference between a 7th grader and fully developed adult for him. So what, sue him. Actually dont sue him, because after playing like he was trying out for the US womens national team he starts getting hyphy. He sulks like a fucking cartoon over to a brick wall, where of course everyone follows him to. At this point I put together that while Katt Williams was Lebroning the shit out of that dirt field some major trash talk was going down. Because the whole time he slumps over to the brick wall he is saying shit. Once he sits down he starts to get real wild, as one 7th grader sets out from the crowd, probably the one trading scat mouth with Katt out on the pitch. I dont remember what anyone said, all I remember is Katt Williams standing up chest out and throws all 100 lbs of his frame into the 7th grader.
Oh shit Katt Williams clapped a 7th grader!?!? No. Katt Williams best punch didnt make a 7th grader flinch, as the 7th grader almost immediately puts Katt Williams on the dirt in a headlock. He gets his face sat on for a pretty long time.
I'm with Katt here. 7th graders are growing by the day, its called adolescents, ever heard of it? Its not easy for Katt to distinguish age or height. This dude sweats, I never thought such a small person could generate so much liquid by standing and talking for an hour. He no doubt had sweat impaired vision. But hey, dont hate on Katt because hes different than all of us. We love Bruce Jenner here at the Tribune. Just let him get the extra close parking spaces, give him the best tables with the most space, and let people clap for him when he gets the lucky charms off the second shelf. Just dont talk shit to him, or play him in soccer, or talk to him, ever.
The real story here is how youtube took down the video. Why is this happening? They sited that the video posted violated the conditions of youtube due to violence and some other bullshit thing. Who the fuck do you think you are youtube? The moral authority of internet videos? The hero the internet deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Fuck you, youtube. There was a time not too long ago, in a not so far away place when you could watch movies for free, executions, and borderline porn. Andi havent heard back from them in regards to why I cant watch my porn and free movies on their site anymore.
The internet is turning into Johnny Deep. I dont want my nose bitten off but i would like my porn and my entertainment in the same place please. It did and it would save me 2 hours everyday. And thats two hours of blogging that you could have, two hours of schoolwork my teachers could have, it could be the best 3 minutes that any girl could have.
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