Update: Arbys

a blog by La Kifo

Just a brief update on Reds blog about Ocean Meat sandwiches. I got nothing else on the Ocean Meat side of things, he covered that part well. What Red failed to mention is if you eat at fucking Arbys, you have scumbag taste.

I'm not talking about trying out Arbys once, anyone who frequently finds themselves in an Arbys parking lot, kill yourself.

I dont think you need to like Roast beef to understand, fresh roast beef is red in the middle. Like a raw steak. That is what gives you all the flavor and succulent juices. So when I went to Arbys the one and only time, to say I was pissed when I saw what they were serving me is an understatement. It was like 4 pieces of "meat" that had the color and consistency of cardboard. 

It is pretty hard to understand how a fast food joint can fuck up cold cuts. If there is a will there is a way! I don't think I have ever had a worse experience at a fast food place then I did at Arbys, and I used the fucking drive through. Honestly why dont they just take a piss or rub some asshole grease on the sandwich, at least it would give it some flavor.

Why am I so mad at Arbys? If youre a fan of roast beef, you know that one bad experience eating roast beef can turn you off from it for months maybe even years. It took me almost a year to want to try roast beef. Not only did they serve me dog shit disguised as meat but they ruined my appetite for a whole year.

How the fuck are they still in business? What psychopath goes into Arbys and constantly enjoys eating that "food"? Seriously? Come out from crevices, I want to look you in the eyes when I ask you if you like Arbys.