Total Sorority Move goes hard in the paint

TSM hit their followers hard the other day with a quiz that may have implications grander than anyone could imagine.  Are you Going to Die Alone, is a savage way to name a quiz on a Barstool sports clone site. A couple of friends sent me pics of the quiz, saying they were too scared to take it or pissed that TSM put this up on their site. 

For journalistic purposes and good friend purposes, I took the quiz. First things first after i read the first question, I went right for the tequila.

The quiz was bout 7 questions long. It took me til the last question to realize that a guy should not be taking this quiz.

Fuck you, Bruce Jenner minions, the questions were directly meant for women. Don't believe me? Go cry about it, then check out TSM and take the quiz.  

Even though the quiz was directed at women I felt like i learned some valuable lessons from taking it. The first was that I have actually never had a real girlfriend... oops did I just write that out loud... (pause for laughter)

Second that I am a bar person. I really never knew that. Who knew a person who hates conversating with people he does not know, and just being in public would be a bar person. I didnt. 

Lastly, according to TSM I am going to kidnap someone later in life and trap them and force them to marry me. That one is spot on. 

​I just hope I can use makeup better then this fuckin guy.