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A Manchester man by the name of Daniel Rabbit, was detained after allegedly waving a knife at traffic, police would learn that before they arrived he also allegedly assaulted his mother.
WHDH, Hookset, New Hampshire:
A Manchester man was arrested on criminal mischief charges after he allegedly waved a pocket knife at traffic while flipping off cars, according to Hooksett Police.
Officers responded to the area of Hooksett Road near Manchester Animal Hospital for reports of a man who was causing a scene and waving a knife.
Police detained the man who was later identified as 36-year-old Daniel Rabbitt of Manchester.
Rabbitt was still holding the knife when officers arrived, and he was ordered at gunpoint to drop the weapon. Rabbitt complied, and was charged with criminal mischief and being a felon in possession of a deadly weapon.
Police learned approximately 15 minutes before the incident, Rabbitt assaulted his mother in a car near the Manchester Animal Hospital.
Warning: I probably should have put this warning earlier: Warning: The attached gif may induce epileptic shock
If that so happens to be you just scroll down the page. Not that hard.
In the least surprising news story of the week a dude named Daniel Rabbit was arrested for some bizarre shit. What is not bizarre, is the fact that this is the face of Daniel Rabbit.
If you put me in some Saw type situation, where my life would depend on my ability to predict from a line up of photos, who was an absolute psychopath, the only way I would survive is if this guys photo was in that line up. Daniel Rabbit is a sure fire lunatic. All you need to do is look at his face. He looks like a cross breed of a bird, frog and human.
If I am right and he is some sort of mutated lab creation, then I think the assaulting the mom part is understandable, right? Frogs or/and birds eat their children after birth. It makes them nice and viral. Also a great source of protein is childs blood. Maybe his mom was trying to eat him when they were on the road, and this was all self defense. It is possible.
Even more likely, is since he is a lab mutation, deep inside his psyche, he has an instinctual hatred for moms. Think about it like an anti-MILF fetish. But, you can't hate what you create.
So his mom should stop trying to eat his son while they are in traffic, and society should not throw this mutant in jail because he is only a product of his creators which apparently is us. Remember those tax hikes a couple years ago? What am I saying? Of course you don't.
But almost two years ago, your parents taxes were raised for "Classified Research and Development". Nearly $5 million in extra tax revenue went to make this monster. So if you see this creature, roaming the streets, it just best to stay away from it. At the same time, don't call the cops because that would just be a waste of our money and no one wants to waste that, except the government.
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