a blog by La Kifo
Can you smell it? The dominating earthy stench of bullshit flying through the airwaves. It has been coming in hard and strong just as the last days of summer are dying off. From Colin Kaepernick to Daily Mail, I am disgusted.
Daily Mail's Snapchat posted this on their page. First things first, does standing in a backyard looking like you're about to kill yourself really flaunting in any way? Maybe. But are they really dispatching photographers to this kids house? Props, that is dedication. Also, I gotta toss some props to the protesters. Harassing and stalking a 21 year old kid is a whole new level of dedication. The only thing I might say is maybe cool the jets on the guy with the 'Castrate Rapists' sign. I know, I get it, no one likes rapists. But who are you trying to impress with that fire take. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, chicks at rape protests are not looking to get hit on. Not siding with anyone here, just thinking that unwillingly castrating people might be a little much.
There are plenty of other methods to keep the community aware of the mans raping tendencies. How about we try this one.
Hold on, there is more.
Not only did they post the outlandish photo of a rapist, near raping the grass below his feet on their snapchat for people of all ages, cultures, identities to see, they also posted this.
How fucking dare they!!! Censor bar a gorgeous pair of bra-less hard nipples. Where the fuck does Daily Mail get off? Where do they live, because this makes me want to protest outside of its home while it pathetically paces in the backyard wondering what they have to live for.
Not only are these pieces of shit censoring out some good nips, but they have the audacity to say in the one caption 'Before dressing down on Sunday morning...' and to follow it in the next caption with, 'Gorgeous in green: the model wore a daringly low-cut tank top'. A somewhat contradiction, but not really if you think about it.
I don't get the logic. Why are they calling her beautiful based from the photo? She's not wearing make-up, those tiger print bullshit sunglasses are covering half her face, her hair is wound tightly in a small bun looking thing, she's wearing an overcooked vegetable stew color tank top clearly without a bra, and white shorts that show her deficiently skinny posterior. What's beautiful about that? Using multiple algorythms to break down the beauty of her look, we found her massive bra-less tits are the only thing remotely attractive about this photo. Back to my point, don't call her beautiful in this photo if you're going to censor the only thing that truly is.
I do have to say, that is some pretty good side boob on the last pic up there.
This bullshit has happened many times with the squids over at Daily Mail. They try and draw me in with 'Check out (Insert expendable beautiful women here) as she gives her EX a teaser as to what he's missing". Fuck off Daily Mail, you know the only reason you're still afloat is because men, like I, keep scanning through you're click bait bullshit to see some model/celeb titties.
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