The Ongoing Debate of The Earth and it's Roundness

a blog by La Kifo

An Ontario man is wanted by police after throwing a propane tank into a fire. The man allegedly threw the tank of propane into the fire after facilitating an argument with his sons girlfriend over the roundness of the earth. 

CTV:
Police say the argument broke out among three family members who were sitting around a campfire at St. Lawrence Park, in Brockville, Ont., on Monday. A woman refused to back down from her assertion that the Earth is flat, and her attitude ultimately pushed her boyfriend's father over the edge.

After attempting to drop several truth bombs about the shape of the planet, the 56-year-old man started throwing items into the fire, including a propane tank.

Pretty surprised that this happened in the great north of Canada. Also pretty surprised the Police are after this guy. Shouldn't they arrest the girlfriend? Listen, I am all for a return to the feudal systems. No one is a bigger supporter of that movement, but there is difference between that and acting as dumb as the people who invented the feudal system. She should be arrested for improper brainwashing of the youth. Just because you've never left Canada doesn't mean it's the edge of the world. Believe me, I've been to Canada, there are other parts. I know that if you've only ever lived in Ontario, you'd think that it is the edge of Earth. Trust me there are other, worse parts of Canada and the world. 

I would never arrest this guy. Sometimes you get pushed to extremes, like when you've run out of truth bombs, your only choice you have is to drop real bombs. Everyone knows that, except Canadians apparently.

One last thing for the son. You better watch out for this chick bro. There is only a couple ways she knows that the world is flat. One she is government sleeper agent, and is more android than human, watch the Jason Bourne movies. Or Two, she met up with B.O.B. when he came to Ontario. She didn't just meet up with B.O.B., she sucked off 5 of his homies, then let his entire team double team her into the deep night. It's probably one of those two things, because B.O.B. doesn't tell random hoes the truth about the world only special people, and special people don't JUST have sex with B.O.B., they have a 6 dude orgy on the tour bus.