The Atlanta Falcons new Stadium will Feature Largest Bird Sculpture in the World

a blog by La Kifo

If you're reading this, it's too late for you to know that the NFL's Atlanta Falcons are building a new stadium. While everything in Atlanta is miles below most sports towns competitively, their bird sculpture won't be.

According to best friend and guy I hopefully never look like, Darren Rovell the Atlanta Falcons plan on construction a 41.5 foot falcon statue in front of their stadium. Looking somewhat like this,

This looks less like a bird sculpture and more like a giant metal bird god. I don't know what the Falcons are intending, but to me it looks like they are planning the creation of a new world deity. 

If you can't tell, the small eraser white people within the falcons gaze are standing still. The others look as if they are high tailing the fuck out of there. The wrath of the bird god is real man. It looks like the bird god can freeze people with just his stare and squawk. 

The scariest part about this new creature, is what he is carrying in his claws. That has to be a giant golden egg. Which has to mean that this bird god is at least half goose. If you haven't caught up on you're Roald Dahl or fairy-tales, then you might have no clue what I'm talking about. Hit the spark notes of Jack and the Giant Bean Stalk. 

Anyway, what the fuck is inside that golden egg? My guess, Bird Jesus. A savior for all bird kind to worship.