The Animal Revolution is Beginning

a blog by La Kifo

Shocking video out of a Japanese Zoo where a Lion attempted to tackle a small baby. 

Relax, the Japanese have been tormenting animals for centuries, they know what they are doing when it comes to building Zoo's. No one was hurt, except maybe the Lions face.

First there was Harambe, now it's this Japanese Lion. I would put money down to bet, this is not the last time we will see something like this. Animals from Zoos around the world will be trying to eat and kill our children in protest for the Harambe slaying. 

I didn't want to get involved in the Harambe story, but it looks like there is no avoiding it now. It was the shot heard round the Animal Kingdom. The animals are all aware of what gutless savages we are and now they want revenge. 

Be careful people, stay away from Zoos or houses that have non-dog pets. We all have to be aware of the dangers surrounding us. Human lives matter, and we are not going to let a gang of severely tortured punks take us down. 

Next time you go to the Zoo, bring your gun. Show those unevolved species whose boss. Show off your opposabe thumbs when walking by the exhibits. All we gotta do is let them know, we know what they're thinking. Put a little scare into them, and it wouldn't hurt if you had your gun in the middle of a Zoo outbreak and attack.