So I am not gonna beat a dead corpse, obviously boring game. I missed a few five minute intervals of the game and when I refocused nothing had changed.
Whatever, at least we got to see a defense dominant the NFL's best player AGAIN. Just goes to show how good a dominant defensive line can be in the NFL. The Broncos shit on the Carolina O-line which is not even a bad crew.
My pick was horribly wrong. I had Carolina to the moon. The only thing that kept my night together was a few beers and a laughable performance by my boy the Sheriff Peyton Manning.
Hilarious, what a way to end a career. The biggest game in sports, biggest game of the year, biggest game of Mannings career, worst QBR for a starting QB in the Super Bowl EVER. EVER, that is forever. Brady had 147 yards passing in his first Super Bowl, no one remembers that, I didn't. But it wasn't even that kind of game for Manning. Brady managed his first Super Bowl, threw the ball under 30 times, one TD, no INTs and led a final drive that will forever be known as the awakening of Goliath. Manning managed the game as well, BUT threw the ball 23 times. His offense was held to 83 yards in the second half one of two Super Bowl records he would break the other I mentioned. He played worse in the Super Bowl then the AFC Championship which should not surprise anyone. He sucks in the big game and Sunday was yet another example of that, yet somehow he won. Props to Von Miller and Demarcus Ware they absolutely took over that game
Why was Kickoff at 6:30? I'm pretty sure kickoff has never been that early and to be honest I loved it. There was so much extra time for activities after the game. That was about the only thing I liked about the game. So much disappointment across the board.
Can I get an explanation for the halftime show. YOUR ONLY GONNA SHOW BEYONCE's ASS ONE TIME???? ONE TIME? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
Lemme compose myself, but why Roger why? Your gonna parade her out there with basically fishnet panties and show the rear once? No fucking dude was sitting there watching the halftime show going, "shut up guys I can't hear Beyonce sing". If your gonna make us listen to Coldplay, Bruno Mars, and Beyonce you HAAVVVEEE to give us booty. The ratio was all fucked up. Way too much dick running around there. At least 50/50, at least. All that production team had to do to avoid THE WORST halftime show ever was not pan on Beyonce's second turn around. It was right there, it was in the fucking choreography, you knew it was coming. What is this shit?
Honestly that Superbowl had to be the biggest troll job ever. Bruno Mars is the surprise guest who plays THE SAME fucking song he opened with when he was the headliner. They tried to sneak that one in there thinking I wouldn't remember that shit.
Then the Believe in Love in the stands, when most people still don't know the amount of damage the NFL did to brain trauma research all while the NFL stuffs their pockets.
I love football and nothing will ever change that, but the NFL makes it so hard sometimes with the piles of garbage they force feed down our throats.
All in all though it was not a bad night. Your boy had snacks on snacks and brews on brews. Buffalo Chicken Spring Rolls, gotta try them out mutha fuckin game changer.
High class shit, so you don't have to feel like a scumbag eating scumbag food.
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