a blog by La Kifo
These days, people are clamoring over athletes and celebrities (mainly athletes, almost exclusively athletes) to be squeaky clean. No priors, no drug use, and even no alcohol use. Well I am here to tell you that Abby Wambach, legendary American national striker, is not one of yours.
It's been a rough week for Abby Wambach. After being arrested for a DUI on Sunday, apologizing on Facebook and then still pleading not guilty, it has now been revealed that she has used cocaine in the past, according to a report.
According to the Rochester Democrat and Chronicle (Wambach is from Rochester, New York), court documents (which you can see at the bottom of this story) show that she admitted to police that she tried cocaine and marijuana at least 10 years ago.
From the Democrat and Chronicle:
The newest information about the former U.S. soccer star came to light Tuesday after the Pittsford native pleaded not guilty in Multnomah County Circuit Court for a misdemeanor charge of driving under the influence of intoxicants, known as DUII in Oregon. The Our Lady of Mercy High School graduate was not required to appear in court. Her lawyer, Ben Eder, entered the plea. Wambach's agent, Dan Levy, did not immediately return a message seeking comment.
After her arrest, Wambach allegedly told police she "first used marijuana by the age of 24," according to the Multnomah County Motion for Release document. And that the last use of marijuana was at age 25. The document also stated, "The defendant tried cocaine at age 25." It also states that she has "no prior use of heroin or meth. No prior addiction to prescription medication." Wambach admits to drinking alcohol weekly.
As much as Abby and the world might want to argue against me here, they are 100% wrong. Across the country parents are reading this news and tearing down all the Wambach posters in their homes, pretending she didnt do the amazing things she did do on the biggest stages. She's done coke and weed, one time that we know of. Plus she said she drinks weekly. The PC police are out in swarms on this one. Now the talk across town is What is her legacy now?
Everyone contemplating that thought seriously is an idiot. Last time I checked Alcohol is a legal substance, and weed in a legal substance in 2 states as well as medically legal in a lot more. Two "labeled" harmless drugs. Now anyone who has been to a party with way to many dudes or way to many chicks either will have done coke, or had a gay experience. Since being gay is cool now, we'll focus on the coke part. Coke doesnt do shit. Except make you wanna do more coke.
In the eyes of America, Abby Wambach is a renegade drug addict athlete. In the eyes of us, you are welcome Abby. We accept you, and you are an honorary Boy. Any time you need a line or an L, come through, we got you.
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