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There was a massive archaeological find in France recently. It had something to do with caves and the cognitive ability of Neanderthals.
Today I read a very long article on The Atlantic, which was about the findings of a Cave exploration that was done very recently. The article was ridiculously long, so I won't bother reposting it.
The basics of the article stated that through some sort of process, a group of archaeologists uncovered precise rock formations that were dated as old as 176,500 years. These rock formations were found in a cave in France that was previously sealed by an ancient rockslide The relevance of this finding is that the earliest dated human constructions only date back as far as 20,000 years ago. I know a lot of boring and confusing information.
What does all of this mean?
It means that archaeologists are now starting to think that Neanderthals had a lot more cognitive ability then previously thought. They now are starting to think that they had tools, language, rituals, and social structure.
(Quick factoid, Neanderthals are a different species than Human Beings, just FYI)
I am here to tell you that is all bullshit.
We know Neanderthals, we know that saving money on your car insurance is so easy a caveman could do it. They are a simple species, one without a lot going on upstairs. I have no doubts about their ability to save money on car insurance, but now these "archaeologists" are saying they had language and social structure, which is a bit much.
176,500 years is a long ass time ago. I seriously doubt that Neanderthals could build this,
The one and only species that could have built this back then is right in front of our eyes guys.
Fucking Crab People.
That is what I imagine happened when these "archaeologists" dug deep into the cave.
It all makes sense, crab people have been banished to live underground for hundreds of thousands of years following the kindling wars. What is a better place to chill out in for crab people than a cave? Nothing, I tell ya.
If you want to believe that a species of ignorant hair people built a structure like that, go ahead. But you are blind. What is really going on here is crab people, 100%.
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