Snakes do the Darnedest things

a blog by La Kifo

Today for SnakeTime we will be staying in the states. An Arkansas women had a scary encounter with a Southern Snake.

People from Arkansas are just as ugly as I thought they'd be.

Over/under how many teeth this chick has is set at 11. 

If you couldn't understand what these southerners were saying then you are not alone. Kelly Swisher was driving down the interstate when a 4 foot-long Rat Snake plopped down out of her dashboard by her feet. Arkansas is literally the first state I would have thought Rat Snakes would reside in. Do I know what a Rat Snake is? No, but I am guessing that it's a product of a Snake eating a Rat, then slithering into a vat of radioactive waste and evolving into Rat Snake. Outcast by the Snake and Rat community, it decided to take matters into its own hands and create a new superior race of Rats and Snakes, Rat Snakes. Now Rat Snakes are an uncontrollable infestation that will soon swallow all of Arkansas. 

Personally, I am fine with Arkansas being taken over by Rat Snakes, as long as they only take Arkansas.

Snakes do the Darnedest things don't they? They crawl into toilets and bite dicks off, they end up in cans of green beans, they find their way into PS4s, they are just silly reptiles.