Welcome to the second addition of the new segment Snake Time. Today we shall set sail for Ventura Boulevard Los Angeles California USA.
Los Angeles Times:
The cold-blooded act unfolded about 7:20 p.m. Sunday when Motohashi entered Iroha Sushi of Tokyo in the 12900 block of Ventura Boulevard and showed off a small snake to customers sitting down for dinner.
Restaurant managers confronted Motohashi and asked him to leave, Gavin said.
Motohashi left, but returned minutes later to the restaurant with an even bigger snake: a 13-foot-long python.
The snake owner said, “[Expletive], you guys,” then dropped the larger snake in the middle of the restaurant floor and walked out, the lieutenant said.
I dont get snakes, never have never will. I won't lie, snakes scare me, all slithery and those tongues, they are always licking their lip scales. It makes me uncomfortable, and frankly makes me think they are all creepy pedophile, rapist, stalker bitches. I also dont hate them though. I kinda jus leave em alone and hope they leave me alone.
But guy, how can you say you leave snakes alone when you have a blog segment solely dedicated to them? I can say that because I am positive that snakes have not learned how to use the internet. I will deal with that when they get to that point in their evolutionary cycle.
Besides this story has nothing to do with the snake himself. The snake did nothing wrong. It is this small phenomenon of snake people. Snake people are the absolute worst. Everyone knew a snake person at one point in their life. I say knew because once any sane person discovers a potential friend is a snake person they cut ties immediately.
There is a legitimate argument to made that Snake people are not even human beings. Because snake people may seem normal for a few fleeting moments of the day but once they are triggered they abandon any ideals a sane human has. They are obnoxious and only want to talk about their reptiles.
Like, I dont give a fuck about your living tube of muscle. I am pretty sure snakes are one of those types of animals that your not supposed to have as pets. Having a snake is ridiculous. I do not know what to call taking a snake out into public, i really dont know what to call taking a snake to a fucking restaurant, hold on I am not done. The concept of bringing a 13 foot long snake to a restaurant is one of those things that is just beyond dumb, it is so beyond dumb that it is impossible to staple insults to. The action speaks for itself, bringing a 13 foot snake to a restaurant.
How is that okay? How can someone rationalize that? Does this hardo have a fucking snake zoo in his car. This dude drives either a jeep wrangler with no doors or a lifted Chevy Tahoe 2004.
Groundbreaking. Right now we are witnessing some groundbreaking stuff. I mean how is owning a fucking 13 foot snake even a good idea in the first place. Where the fuck do you keep that thing? Did this dude turn half his apartment into a rain forest habitat. How can you sleep? There is a fucking 13 foot dinosaur in your home slithering around licking his lip scales watching you sleep and getting aroused.
How do snakes even have sex? Does a penis just magically appear out of their underbelly? Wheres the snakes vagina/asshole? Like snakes don't even shit, everything they eat just extends their tubular body. If they dont have an asshole why would it have a box? What positions would they use? Is there a snake style? Pile Driver?
Like I said, I dont get snakes. I dont get snake people. Nobody does. Fuck this guy. How about next time just leave your snakes at home, or in the car. Less than 1% of this country wants to see your snakes, .1% would want to see your snake in public, and 3 people in the world want to see your snakes when they are eating dinner.
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