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Science keeps talking shit

4/9/2016

 
a blog by La Kifo
I don't know if you have been reading these stories recently, but some people keep reporting these things that "science" keeps saying. "Science says people who sleep late are not lazy they are just smarter and more creative", "Science says vegeterians are more intelligent and empathetic", "Science says people who constantly point out type-o's are jerks". It goes on.
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What the fuck. Fuck you science. Stop talking shit. Stop giving us your match.com dating profile. We get it no one can live up to your annoying standards, SCIENCE. It's not our fault you won't just settle down with something outside your monstrous ideals for a date. Just go on one fucking date. Maybe it won't be so bad. 

Face facts here science, your not such hot shit. You kind of are a bitch. Not many people like you. And the ones that do, are weirdos. Maybe instead of trying to change people, why don't you change yourself? People might start to like you. 

There is no shinning stead roaming the prairie in search of you. Definitely not. You just gotta find something in your range. Your like 4 maybe a 3. So something right around there, okay?

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