a blog by La Kifo
A lot of people should know that Dolphins are the smartest of aquatic creatures and that their use in military tactics was inevitable.
When governments award military contracts it's usually so they can obtain equipment such as guns, missiles and aircraft engines.
But this week Russia's Ministry of Defense bought some dolphins — and it won't explain why.
The ministry will pay $26,000 for the animals, at a price of 350,000 rubles ($5,200) per mammal, according to official records.
It put the contract to supply the dolphins out to tender, but Moscow's Utrish Dolphinarium was the only bidder before the process closed Tuesday, according to the Russian website for state tenders.
The dolphinarium pledged that by August 1 it will supply three male and two female dolphins aged 3-to-5 years old, "with all teeth intact ... [and] no mucus from the blowhole," the website said.
Dolphins do not fuck around.
It is only a matter of time before all the governments of the world buy up all avaliable Dolphins on the market. Why fight with men when you can fight with Dolphins?
Japan hasn't been slaughtering millions of Whales and Dolphins for no reason. They are working on a gene splice that could effectively morph together a Whale and a Dolphin. Making a super water mammal in an attempt to control the Earths seas.
It takes a lot of gutting and massacring to really get the formula down right. That's why they've been doing it for thousands of years. It's not like Whale or Dolphin parts are valuable or anything.
They are organically, god made killing machines, just look at em.
You can just see that deadly aggression in their eyes, it is haunting.
Put the Dolphin brain and teeth into the sheer size and mass of a Whale, boom. A one manned super submarine. They will probably have a weapons assembly installed the lower abdomen and rocket boosters put in the asshole or cervix, depending on gender identity.
How do you stop such a thing? Half beast, half machine.
The war of water is upon us, are you ready?
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