Rumors that Ray Allen and the Celtics might make a deal

a blog by Big Red

That's right, "the ring chaser" Ray Allen, is currently talking to the Bucks and the Celtics about a possible come back season. If you ask me, there's no fucking chance Ray signs with the Bucks. He's not looking to end his career with the chance of not making the playoffs. 

I'll say this much, The last two teams that Ray Allen played for went on to win the NBA Finals. So the possibility that Ray might come back to Boston for one final season, gives me that tingly feeling in my ball sack. However, Ray's been out of the game for a year now, and we all know he's getting older. Yet, the Celtics need one thing and one thing only, A CONSISTENT 3 POINT SHOOTER!!!

If there's one GM in this league that can sign Ray Allen to a veteran minimum contract, its Danny Fucking Ainge. So I wouldn't be all that surprised to see this move executed. Not to mention, with the signing of Al Horford and the departure of Evan Turner and Jared Sullinger, the Celtics are sitting pretty in the Eastern Conference. By adding an elite shooter who's a veteran in this league, the Celtics might get the last missing piece to the puzzle. But before I go on sucking Ray's dick I have to make one thing clear...

Ray made such a bitch move heading to Miami to suck the teet of Lebron. When Lebron decided to head back to Cleveland, Ray Allen tried to do the same exact thing. Then When KD chose the Warriors back in early July, Ray Allen made a call to the Warriors front office trying to join the team. So clearly, Ray is now and forever will be labeled as a "Ring Chaser". But I can't knock the hustle, and I'm flattered that he's considering the Celtics as his next team because that must mean we are being considered as a top tear team in this league. With that being said, if Ray Allen re joins the Celtics I can't wait to see him suit up in the green and white. Shit's going to get nostalgic as fuck in the Garden. 

Now cue the Ray Allen highlight video.

Can you say goosebumps?