Rubio Loses Florida

In a not so surprising turn of events, Marco Robot Rubio has lost the Republican primary in Florida, where he currently sits as senator. The winner Donald Trump is on a rampage in the Republican party, even stealing away states like Massachusetts.

Is it surprising that Rubio lost Florida? Really, is it really surprising?

Absolutely not. 

A lot of the trash talk that went the Robots way was about how he basically left his Senator position high and dry. Suspending any activity or work he should be held accountable for. 

Can you blame him for that? I don't know. And I don't care. 

How hilarious is this? Moderately.

The whole political field this year has been a joke and people with sense and a brain already know and understand this. Luckily, the Robot suspended his campaign after losing his "home" state. There is no way you can come back from that. Look at Lebron. 

After he left Cleveland, he had a whole heap of fans wanting to gut his ass. He's from Cleveland, born and raised Akron. Lives in Cleveland too, he has a mansion is some shitty part. The entirety of Cleveland hated him and a lot more followed. Your home state should be a place that has your back. Once you cross them, people will follow that hate.

Even though, if you take a second a think about the states that fit best with the candidates you will find that Trumps states have to be Texas, Maine, New Jersey, Nevada, Oregon, and Florida.

Florida has to be the number one, best match for Trump. He probably owns all of the retirement property in Florida, black people don't vote, and all that leaves is the stupid people. And if Trump knows one thing it is stupid people.