a blog by La Kifo
Cambridge, Massachusetts, Route 28 right in front of the Museum of Science, two dudes duked it out over some shady lane shifting.
There's something about the Museum of Science that makes people ignant. I don't know what it is, but whenever I pass that place, I wanna murk some bitches.
Leave it to TV media to disapprove of a little brawl, there is nothing wrong with some fisticuffs. There are some moments in a mans life when you gotta put your man card out on the line. All men should know that, it may happen once in a lifetime, it may happen 25 times. Although if you are the latter, I would suggest counseling or some sort of help, maybe a brain doctor whatever the fuck they call those.
I forgot about the Museum of Science, the inside of it. It was awesome, there was so much cool random shit in there. You could turn your penny into a thinner penny, that's pretty much all I can remember, that and the time they had the human anatomy display or whatever. I think I was 10 or something, my buddy and I went there specifically to find the dick and vagina display. Borderline gay, yes but we were just as interested in the vaginas as we were in the dicks, so maybe that's just borderline bi. It was fucked up because they were using real organs and shit from people. We saw real vaginas at like 10 years old, dead vaginas but real. They had those little stick things that would talk to you as you walked by certain exhibits, narrating the ballsack display. I really wanted to go and laugh my ass off, but when I saw all those semi dead organs something changed it me. I couldn't tell if it was funny or disgusting.
To this day, I've been invited back to the Museum of Science and that human anatomy event, but have never been back. I think it's time though, it has been over 10 years since I stepped a foot inside that place.
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