a blog by Kifo
Like I said, we are still working on that graphic. I really don't even know where I would start on that but segments must roll.
Greetings from the only place on the internet where screaming, crying, and baseless insults are as welcome as creampies.
Who doesn't love a good cream pie? Ladies?
The only place uninfected and unimpressed by the Buzzfeed brainwashing, Rating Reviews.
There it is.
First review of the week has got some flame.
Kids are the worst, what can I say. I have said it before, I don't want to keep saying it. Stop having children ladies and gentlemen. Nine times out of ten, those kids are your kids.
It is either that, or do something else raising your children. I'm not saying I know a better way or any shit like that. All I'm saying, if there are kids out there, roaming the streets, laying waste to adult safe-havens, they must be someones children.
Kids these days are out of control.
Beating up old drunk people? Come on.
If we are going to keep doing this, then I have to make it anonymous. It's just not chill, even if the reviewer is a huge douche complaining from the top of his villa.
Sorry bro, while the rest of your town lays in waste, you can wait a few more days until they can come help you out with that.
What you could do, take the loose cables and wiring, rig it up to a large fence surrounding your property. That way, you can minimize risk of anyone hurting themselves because we don't want that. While at the same time, barracading yourself against the inevitable horde storming your home. Either masses of hungry zombies or just hungry people, if power lines are down on a rich persons property for more than a couple days, there is most definitely something going on.
So, maybe stop complaining on Facebook and use the valuable hours you have left on the internet to research ways to construct sturdy, large walls.
Wait, do you really?
I think you must have done something wrong.
All I see is horrible sentence structure.
This one is my personal favorite. It starts with such bravatas.
And ends with a crazy M. Night Shamalan twist. Who saw it coming? I really didn't.
I think the craziest thing has to be that this review was submitted over a year ago, along with the comment and the reviewers reply.
How about deleting the review bud? That one ever cross your mind?
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