Rating Reviews: Week 3

a blog by Kifo

Back again, week three is here and we still don’t know what to expect other than a lot of improper spelling and misguided rage. ​

All our welcome, to the place without face. A wonderful land, one that is immense with lessons, one that is grand. Here me out, from my nose to my snout, I do have a story to tell. One of elves and a man named Mel.

Mel was the last of his kind.
The final human, sitting on his rind.
Wondering,
Why Bother,
With the Time.

The Elves were sure to come,
For they,
They had,
Already won.

The battle was steep,
The defeat was sure,
But yet I sit wondering,
What we stood for.

Where did we go wrong,
Can I truly find the answers,
Within the rhythm of this song?

Mel and the Elves: Pt. 1

I think I understand what is happening here. 

I don't know who this person is, I just get emailed a bunch of photos and the names are erased. But, what might be happening, to whomever this may be. It is, entirely possible, this person went to RPM Staffing, interviewed and took some tests. In regards to that interview and tests, given the lack of response from RPM, this individual not only tested horribly but was extremely incoherent in the interview.

I know that it is hard to get a job these days. You don't have to tell Mr. Me. The problem, though, if you don't know how to speak or type or structure sentences, there will be a minuscule amount of job opportunities awaiting you.

Since I have no clue what this person looks like, I am going to have assume a certain likeness to the individual photographed below.

We just have to face this issue, head on people. Demons and people who may resemble the appearance of a demon, are seen as second class citizens no matter which society they attempt to penetrate. 

I find this to be abhorrent behavior. Kifo does not discriminate against certain groups of people who may or may not resemble the look of a demon. If anything, I am extremely sexually aroused by anyone of that appearance. 

Don't ask why, because it might have to do with my kindergarten Karate class being held in a medieval dungeon and being taught by a half goat-man, half snake thing who only wanted to do private lessons in the backroom. 

Excuse me, he had a removable snake skin, he was not half snake thing. Memory, man. It gets you every time.

In all my weeks of Rating Reviews, I never seen so much sass with these eyes.

Let me be clear, I have never seen a Facebook business page secrete so much sass towards a reviewer. To be lying, it is pretty off putting. I can tell you, for sure, that the reply from this CoreTrans.com, is totally unsexy and has left me no longer aroused. 

A shame, really, I was really looking forward to checking out CoreTrans.com. It has been awhile since I've been to a new porn website. 

I find one of these every week. 

Hilarious, what kind of animal goes around making up reviews for places they have never been? Apparently, in concordance with my knowledge, a lot of fucking people. 

It is just kind of crazy, especially the response back to the person calling them out. 

First, they claim, "I would give zero stars, to majority of police organizations... power is dangerous to throw around" they later continue in another response their irrational, yet expertly hypocritical indictment upon the entirety of police enforcement. The person says, "I prefer to opt out of ever having to require personal expearience, and choose to exercise my 1st ammendment right".

Just to clarify, yes power is dangerous. The power to blindly affect peoples perception of reality based on illogical and manufactured personal concepts is by and large far more dangerous than an authority figure carrying a gun.

When in Rome, I guess, when in Rome.

This is a personal favorite of mine.

I don't even need to say anything, that is pure gold.

Have a good weekend folks.