So this one has been a long time coming. I never knew that this issue would become a blog but my brain was saving it for a moment like this.
This isnt a blog about the Kobe retiring tour. I could care less about that. I am not gonna hate him just because he copied Jeters stupid idea. If we are gonna hate everyone who copied Jeters Ideas then stop reading this blog.
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This is about the fucking quotes man. Its like every time someone like this is retiring, all you see are "quotes" that the person may or most likely may have not said.
Last time I checked quotes are for dead people. Dead people can't speak, so we have quotes to remember what they would have said if they didnt have worms butt fucking them on a daily basis. I can even understand quoting people like Bill Clinton, or Muhammad Ali. People who can no longer speak should be the only ones getting quoted.
Maybe I am being a little too harsh. I like Brady quotes, I like Bellicheck quotes, I also dabble in Toby Maguire. He has some real words to live by.
I am gonna refund my take on this.
Everyone gets one or two, sometimes three, quotes until they have massive brain damage like Bill Clinton or die. Even that though, doesnt justify the Kobe dick love going on out there.
I don't need to know every single sentence this dude has muttered into a microphone, okay? Like God Damn, no one quoted Sadam Huesien this much during the Iraq war.
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