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a blog by La Kifo
Time to play a little game. Pretty simple. Overrated or Underrated. Lets go.
Overrated: Fake tits. Honestly I don't get the big deal anymore. I was 12 once, and when I was 12 I thought fake titties were cool. Im 21 now and I think I have already seen every type of fake titties there are. Trust me I have seen a lot.
Fake tits are basically the same. There are like 3 types. The pre 2000 boob job. Chicks like Lisa Ann making their boobs like a clowns inflated balloons right before he shapes them into a dog or hat. Gross. Ew. Then there is the botch job. Everything looks near perfect. You can not notice anything out of proportion, and then you get a weird vantage point andddd you can see the surgery scar. That is borderline disgusting, my best example would be Audrey Bitoni. Shes almost the perfect girl, a little trashy but not too trashy. But the terrible scars from the fake tits are a total deal breaker for me. Then there is the out of proportion tit job. Girls like Kagney Linn Karter are super hot. Blonde hair nice legs and ass but then you get to her titties and they look like huge birthday balloons. Which might be fine is she was a little on the heavier side but no, she looks like she is in perfect shape. Kagney is an exception for me, Ill click on her sometimes but not often. Almost all boob jobs look exactly that same. Once you have seen them like 1000 times, it gets pretty old. Fakes tits are Overrated. By the way, I am not a sexual pariah, only ever seen fake titties. Kinda like my white whale. If you got some fake ass titties, slide into them DMs @ForTheBoys_Blog Underrated: Future. Now this one only applies to white dudes out of school. But as you may have guessed, white dudes out of college still have a significant influence in America. Just letting you oldies know. Future kills the clubs. He's got so many bangers, you could play him from 10-4 and have no problems. I get that his autotune voice is hard to understand with your aging eardrums, get a hearing aid. If ya'll want to be old and uncool you can keep saying, "His songs sound all the same". I don't think anyone cares about your old opinion anyway. Future and Drake combo is usually a must listen. Beats are always on point, hook is usually fire. Future is underrated. Overrated: Niykee Heaton. Red showed me this chick. First she is absolute dime, I'd let her fuck my pig.
Like I said absolute dime. But she has like 4 million followers, id say 40% of those dudes jack off to her Instagram at night.
No matter how hot she is, there is no way she could be anything but overrated. Every post pubescent boy knows this chick. They probably know her music too. Which is not that bad, judge for yourself.
Great song. But you can tell, she had nothing to do with the production and probably nothing to do with writing the lyrics. She is so hot, someone wrote her lyrics, produced her music. The world turns for girls like her. Kinda boring, she probably does not have a great voice. Probably a product of a good producer and studio. Sorry to do this to you babe.
Niykee Heaton Overrated. Overrated: Moonshine. I bought two jars of Moonshine for like $20 each a month ago. It doesn't suck for what it is worth, it is just nearly impossible to drunk off of. I bought legal moonshine, the one you can buy in a liquor store. For blogging purposes I am only talking about legal moonshine, not the real illegal shit. So I bought two jars, both 50% alc. I thought my buddy n I could down a bottle each over the course of a weekend. I was wrong. I still have both jars basically untouched. I can drink like an 8th of a teaspoon without gagging. I don't understand what your supposed to do with it. Nothing on this earth is a good chaser for moonshine, and does it make you a pussy if you chase moonshine? It has more alc. content then most vodkas and rums, basically most other alc. But still it gives off this gotta be a man vibe whenever I try and drink it, so I dont chase it. This strategy leads me to drinking probably 5 sips over the course of 4 hours. I don't get drunk and by the time I realize that I am already way to tired. Ive made more money off this website than amount of shine Ive drank over the past couple months. Moonshine Overrated. I knOw I got a little negative towards the end, my bad. I will try harder next week. If you got any shit to talk leave it in the comment section or tweet at us @ForTheBoys_Blog. :) Comments are closed.
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