a blog by La Kifo
I think I have spelled this like 4 different ways and I still don't know if I am doing it right.
Over Rated: Bumble
If you've used Tinder, you probably know what Bumble is. The dating app that requires the women to message the men first.
When I first heard about this app, I thought it was a sign from God. An app that doesn't require me to say embarrassingly weird shit to break the ice. It sounded like it was made for me. Boy, I was wrong.
I've had Bumble for maybe seven months, and I've matched with exactly four women. Despite what Red and my other friends say, my standards are not that high/odd. Also, when it comes to Bumble, I usually employ the strategy of swiping right until I get bored. That still doesn't work for me. But hey, why am I complaining, at least I matched with four women. Fuck that, along with the fact that the women have to message first, they only allow a twenty four hour window for the women to message you before Bumble unmatches you. Out of the four I matched with, one messaged me. If you're thinking, 'Kifo, you're a bitch, at least someone messaged you', you might be right, but all she said was "Hey".
Great conversation starter, that was my go to ice breaker back in the Omegle/AIM days. Anyway, that was all she said to me. I don't get it, am I too ugly for Bumble?
Definitely not. Who doesn't love a guy with hair as long as a horse and a beard that belongs in Game of Thrones? If it's hard for me to get matches on Bumble, then I can't imagine what it must be like for all the other pleabs out there. I feel you guys, fuck Bumble.
Under Rated: Kasket Club
If you like Pheonix, The Strokes, or electronic rock music then you'll probably like Kasket Club. They have some great summer time jams. Songs you can sit down on the beach with and drink a few brews while you get some sun.
Personally, this is gonna be on all my summer playlists. Some of their best songs have less than 10,000 views on Youtube, and less than a million on Spotify (which is not a lot for Spotify).
Over Rated: The Federal Government
If you've been paying attention Obama, which I know you have been. I hate you and your institution. I've got a long list of fuckin' problems with the government, mainly that they are taking our jobs, encroaching on our freedom, and raping our women.
Okay, maybe that last one is an exaggeration.
I thought this was the land of the free? So why can't I buy an M4 or have a wife whose thirteen? And why can't I buy vapes?
If you're apart of #vapelife then you might know that a bill recently has passed that will ban the sale of every nicotine vape besides the shit stick vapes. I am not huge in the vape scene but I like doing it from time to time. To my knowledge, it is a lot safer and cleaner than smoking heaters. Not even mentioning that it helps large groups of people quit smoking cigs. I think we can all agree that cigs are bad for public health. So why are eliminating an industry that takes people away from the gross habit?
It might have something to do with this.
Under Rated: How Much the NBA hates the Boston Celtics
This is more of a Red topic, but I won't make this long. The Celtics have never, ever, never had the first overall pick in the NBA draft. We have only had the second overall pick once. Anyone who knows anything about the NBA, will understand that the difference between a no. 1-2 pick and everything else. For the past ten years maybe, the NBA draft has had 1-2 complete franchise players. This year included. You might as well not even have a pick if you're not inside the top two. Especially this year, when the top two picks represent the almost exact needs of the Celtics.
I don't know what the NBA has against winners, but clearly it is something, since apparently no Free Agents want to come here and we get the shaft every year in the draft.
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