FULTON, N.Y. — A nurse who was convicted of taking photos of an unconscious patient’s penis with her iPhone last year has surrendered her nursing license, according to the New York State Education Department.
WRGB reports that Kristen Johnson pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disseminating of unlawful surveillance photo. Johnson was forced to give up her license as part of the plea deal.
Now there are two ways this story could have gone. This dude had such a huge dick that this nurse just needed to snag a pic for some candle light baths. Or this dude had a hilariously small dick.
Id like to believe that this nurse just needed that D on a p for later. I really hope this chick wasnt taking pics of dudes with small dicks. That would not be cool. If that was actually the case, then Nurses have seen the last of my below average cock. I would like to be treated for ebola or an amputation but is it worth having a skank snap a p of your d? Nah. Id rather die or start an internation pandemic then have a whole gaggle of nurses laughing at my cock while they drain old man smithers excess liquid from his elbow?
I get it nurses, you have a sometimes terrifying job, stressful as well. You guys need to take the edge of somehow. I think I stand for small dick people everywhere when I say there are far more funny dicks to look at then below average ones.
Like old people cock. I hope to christ I never have to see one but I can imagine how fucking hilarious it must be. Like an week old churro someone sat on then left in the fridge. What about hermaphrodite dicks? I imagine they are kinda like that time your mom said she can make you a churro just as good as the sleazy mexican on the street. Thats probably a hoot. Ever thought of uncircumcised penis? I guess this ones not as funny because the leather jacket douche bags railing the nurses mostly have uncircumcised dicks. Still seeing one out in broad day light is like seeing a vampire trying to hide from the sun with his cape.
I will keep the Tribune up to date on #penisgate, we deserve the truth, we deserve to know why she took a p of that d.
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