a blog by Big Red
Nick Offerman aka "Ron Swanson" is here to teach everyone a few life lessons. Get ready because he's going to blow your mind.
Unbelievable. There's something about the way Nick Offerman keeps a poker face that makes just about anything he says hilarious. The very first 3 comments he makes are so god damn funny to me.
1.) "If Hillary Clinton wins the presidential election, it will be the first time that two presidents have had sex together"
2.) "The man who used to edit Adolf Hitler's speeches was a Grammar Nazi"
3.) "If your shirt is not tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt"
Who thinks of this shit. I know the 2nd comment has been said before, but not in the way that Nick Offerman is giving it to us. It's almost as if he doesn't find any of it funny, and that he's simply just reading off a teleprompter. I could watch this video over and over again, as his delivery continues to crack me up. Hopefully their are more of these videos somewhere on the internet, because I can't get enough of this shit.
Follow Us Elsewhere
Brian - Just a mild mannered kid/adult trying to figure out the way.
Big Red - If you don't chew Big Red then FUCK YOU