a blog by Big Red
So this guy just finished shopping at a Wegmans location. When he walked out to his car, he noticed a Chevy Silverado pickup truck was parked way too close to his door. He was pissed and slammed his car door into the Chevy twice. After slamming his door into the Chevy, the man left a note on his Wegmans receipt and slid it under the Chevy's windshield wiper. Let's take a look at why this was such a big mistake.
Syracuse.com - Note to Wegmans Shopper's Club members: Your store receipt is probably not the best place to leave someone an angry note after vandalizing their vehicle.
Matthew J. Hurd, 37, of Corning, allegedly slammed his driver-side door twice into a Chevy Silverado pickup truck that he thought was parked too closely to his vehicle last week, The Leader newspaper in Corning reported.
Corning police had no problem tracking down Hurd, who also left the driver of the truck a note under a wiper blade reading, "Nice park job a****** enjoy your new dents." The note was written on Hurd's store receipt, which included his Wegmans Shopper's Club card number, giving police his name and address, The Leader reported.
Hurd caused an estimated $1,000 of damage to the truck. He was charged with third-degree criminal mischief, a class E felony. He was arraigned in Corning City Court and released on his own recognizance.
What a creepy fucking dude. He looks like he's got a little wonky eye there. We all know this exact scenario. You come out of a store, and you already feel like your having a bad day, and then you look at the asshole who parked 6 inches away from your car. Never in my life, have I thought to myself that I'm gonna ram my door into this guys car just to get back at him. I wish I got to see him ram his door, because I don't know how that caused 1,000 worth of damage..
Maybe just maybe I'd wait for the guy to come outside and call his ass out, but never would I vandalize a car. I would have loved to be inside this guys head, and see his thought process of writing a nasty note on his own receipt. Like come on dude, your a rewards member for crying out loud. It probably says your fucking name underneath the last four digits of your credit card on that receipt. I wish they showed a picture of his receipt, but unfortunately these cops didn't want to embarrass this wonky eyed fuck too badly. This dude honestly had a better shot at getting away with this crime if he had just carved his name into the side of the chevy with a key. Seriously, I think it would have taken them way longer to catch him, if they were even able to. For more stories follow us on twitter @ForTheBoys_Blog
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