New Years Resolutions

some resolutions by La Kifo

So, a lot has happened in 2016. Yet, a lot happened in 2015 and 2014. As it is prone to do, years on the calendar have a lot happening. 

I did just write too much on UFC 207 so again I will state that I am going to try and keep this one short. What do we got? New Years Resolutions. You better catch them here because once I say them, I won't be repeating them. 

1. I will no longer talk politics with drunk people, snob people, or maybe just people in general.

I truly do hope that most of us had not the displeasure of dealing with political debate during the holidays. But as annoying, old, snob, cunts are prone to do, they bring up the most devisive of topics during conversation. I for one, did have to deal with a snobby cunt during the holidays and I would like to report it was less than pleasant. The problem is not the discussion of the topics itself, it is more so the immaturity and lack of character that either side displays when a stalemate reaches an immovable state. 

I don't know how others feel, but talking faster, yelling louder, and insulting someone does not win an argument, debate. I don't really know what it does other than make the non-snob party want to smash the others face in with the flag. But family is family, and what would family be without hatred, resentment and turmoil. 
       
        2.   I will shave more.

I think I hit the point in my life where I realize that my facial hair is less than desirable at any which angle you look at it. So no more big beard for me I am going the way of the anti-amish the Mommish. 

You might think that is a cop out, but at the same time you have never seen me with a beard.

        3.    More Videos

I have promised videos but have not delivered. Well videos will come in 2017, they didn't come in 2016 for a multitude of reasons, one of which being we had no good ideas. We had some but never actually did them, and the ones we tried to do, aka Downeast Cider tour, were done wrong. By done wrong, I mean the audio sucked, and we forgot to hit record on the camera. 

       4.    Do not have the need for resolutions

That may read odd, but what I am saying is my final and main resolution will be to not need resolutions. New Years Resolutions are bullshit, kinda like this blog. You just throw them out there so that people can see and talk about them. No one truly considers following through with resolutions in February. Everyone pretends that they are following a new life plan, they are going to out in January and make the world their bitch. 

The problem, is they don't make the world their bitch. They find out that the resolution they made this year is just a tad bit too dificult to accomplish in one year. So, they put it off until next year, and the vicious cycle of resolutions continues. 

If anyone asks, I have big plans. I always have and for another month, I will. My resolution is to fullfill those big plans, so much so that I don't need to make any bitch ass resolution next year. I hate them, as you may be able to tell. Although, my thoughts are that there must be a certain point, at which making resolutions is mere peasant behavior. A certain amount of net-worth that can catapult me into a realm of not needing to make one. 

First wings first, I have to find that point, then I must reach it. Upon reaching it, I must realize that I have, indeed, reached the point. Once I've reached that point, then I may contimplate my next move. Where may I go from there, but for now it is all about getting to that point. 

There is it, my final, swan song of a New Years Resolution. 

      5. Stop losing my hair

Maybe I'll go with Bosley or something. One thing I won't be doing is hair plugs, I've heard one of those can lead down a nasty wrong of addiction and improper mental health. 


I've heard good things about Rogaine. 

Or maybe I was just hearing things wrong and I was just hearing myself talk about Joe Rogan.